Pizza By the Signs

While reading an email a little while ago, I clicked on a "Pizza By the Signs" link. It's pretty hilarious. My favorite is Pisces. Be amused...

Aries:

You want your pizza to go, with extra hot peppers.

Taurus:

You order one with everything on it, and then another in case you're still hungry.

Gemini:

You like half mushroom and half olives but are usually too busy chatting with the waiter or delivery person to eat it.

Cancer:

You bake your own, making the dough from scratch and using tomatoes from your garden.

Leo:

You prefer gourmet pizza from trendy Italian places, but you only eat a piece so that your stomach still looks flat in your fitted jeans.

Virgo:

You order plain cheese pizza and request extra napkins for blotting the grease.

Libra:

You order one all-meat and one all-veggie because you can't decide which one you want.

Scorpio:

You get your pizza with pineapple, anchovies and secret sauce -- and you also manage to get the delivery person's phone number.

Sagittarius:

A Brazilian or Mexican pizza that can be put into an environmentally-friendly to-go box works for you.

Capricorn:

You like any pizza that can be folded calzone-style so that you can eat while you work.

Aquarius:

Mmmmm … doesn't a wheat-free pizza with soy cheese topped with organic vegetables sound delicious?

Pisces:

You get lost on the way to the pizza shop and end up at a Thai restaurant instead.